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Month: May 2013

Mermaids aren’t real

This may come as a disappointment to a good portion of the 3.6 million viewers that tuned in to Animal Planet Sunday night, but the creatures known as mermaids do not exist in real life. Sunday night the Animal Planet channel aired an two hour-long special, Mermaids: The New Evidence which went into great detail about the… Read More ›

Justin Bieber called out by Keyshawn?!?

Yes, that’s Keyshawn Johnson I’m talking about. The former NFL wide receiver, now ESPN analyst, is being reported to have chased down pop star Justin Bieber after he saw the teen speeding down the road, and attempted to confront him about the violation. Keyshawn was just leaving a party late Monday night when he spotted… Read More ›

The Pope vs. the Mafia, Round 1

It didn’t take long for the Catholic Church’s newest pope to draw a line in the sand. Pope Francis is finding himself to take issue up with one of the most infamous criminal organizations the world has ever seen. In a weekly blessing in St. Peter’s Square in Rome, the pope squared off against the… Read More ›

The Mysterious Thong Cape Scooter Man

Roaming the streets of Madison, Wisconsin, evil-doers beware. There’s a mysterious caped crusader lurking in broad daylight. Scum need not to be shaking in their boots, for the only people who this beacon of goodness instills fear into are the completely normal, sane and apparently little school children. Last week, just as a group of… Read More ›

Americans killed by drone strikes? Don’t worry, they’re terrorist.

The United States government has acknowledged that four Americans were killed by counterterrorism drone strikes since 2009. The announcement was made in a letter written by Attorney General Eric Holder to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy. In the letter, Holder stated that only one of the four was specifically targeted, but the administration were fully… Read More ›


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